Chris in everything: Double Knot Making
drawing danny instead of doing anything else
I saw your sheep mc posts in the request masterlist and imagine if sheep mc couldn’t talk like in the manga but can only bleat like a regular sheep. So the brothers got them Dog Buttons that people sometimes use to get their pets to communicate with them. Imagine a scenario where mc uses one of the buttons that say a swear word to cuss out a brother🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gender-neutral reader.
Lucifer
He had seen a video of the talking buttons on Devilgram, sent to him by Levi, and had asked if you would like them to be able to communicate properly. After you sat on the piece of paper that said ‘yes’ rather than ‘no’, he put in an order for them. A few days later, he got a notification on his DDD that they were delivered.
Upon opening the box, he saw that the buttons were brightly colored, and thus you would be able to distinguish them. Also, there were labels for the buttons as well. He sorted the buttons from normal words to curse words, and for the rest of the day it was a reliever for everyone that you were able to finally communicate in a somewhat normal medium.
However, the peace had not lasted more than a couple of hours. He was sitting in the living room when you were pressing two buttons over and over again. If you couldn’t tell already, it was ‘fuck’ and ‘you’. He looked and saw that you were cursing out Mammon, and he had to refrain himself from laughing out loud as he went to solve the issue.
AND NOW LOOK AT HIS ARMS,, I’M GOING TO SCREAM ✋🏻😫
Lucifer: Mc what are you holding
Mc: food? because we’re forced ro serve people because of Mammon
Mammon: hey!
Mc: it’s the truth isn’t it?
Mammon: yeah but your not allowed to say it
Lucifer: what’s this thing called? I’m pretty sure it’s not on the menu
Mc: Belphie made it
Belphie: I called it “the Human killer”
Lucifer: someone ordered that?
Belphie: (pointing at a sleazy looking Demon) yeah that guy
Lucifer: Mc you won’t serve that guy
Mc: what, why?
Lucifer: this guy looks like he would actually kill Humans, is Solomon here?
Mc: yeah he’s sitting in one of the booths
Lucifer: get him over here he has to serve that guy
Mc: why him and not me? if your worried about him trying to attack me I have my dagger
Lucifer: Mc we love you and would probably die without you, so you will not serve that guy
Mc: and why Solomon?
Lucifer: no one cares if Solomon would die, half of the Devildom would probably celebrate it if he would finally kick the bucket
Solomon: (insulted) I can hear you guys in the back!
Lucifer: will you do it or not?
Solomon: yes, I don’t trust that guy either and don’t want to risk my lovely apprentice getting hurt
Summary: Mammon isn’t stupid!
Asmo: *Crying on the floor.*
Mammon: “O-Oi what’s wrong? Are ya alright?”
Asmo: *Sobs* “I fell!”
Mammon: “Yeah? We all fell? It’s high time ya got over it!”
Asmo: “I FELL DOWN THE STAIRS YOU IDIOT!”
Everyone’s out here writing amazing angst pieces about nightbringer and I’m just here having a silly little time.
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